My universe will never be the same, I’m glad you came. (x)
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.
I DID NAZI THAT COMING.
OH HEIL NO
JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE
THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD
GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.
JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE.
That moment you realize the cartoons you grew up watching had really dark humor.
Submitted by dayanatuna
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY!
rugrats was the best
fuggin’ popppsss
I want to be like this when I’m old.
Grandpa Lou: Professional Crotchety Badass
i’m in the school band room and this kid nonchalantly sits down on the piano and starts playing a CLASSICAL RENDITION OF MOVES LIKE JAGGER
UPDATE: A KID PULLED OUT HIS SAXOPHONE AND STARTED IMPROVISING TO IT AND IT SOUNDS GREAT AND THESE KIDS ARE PLAYING A CLASSICAL RENDITION OF MOVES LIKE JAGGER
UPDATE: THERE IS A NOW SOMEONE PLAYING THE DRUMS AND THERE ARE THREE PEOPLE PLAYING A CLASSICAL RENDITION OF MOVES LIKE JAGGER
#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”
This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.
Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:
- making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
- changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
- a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.
For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GIANTESS CHICK NAMED SKADI
Her father, Thiazi, went to go steal the apples of youth back from Loki who had stolen them from Asgard to Jotunheim but then returned them to Asgard to possibly be stolen back by Jotunheim
and whatever.
ANYWAY, THEY KILLED THIAZI.
SO…
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
today i feel lucky!!!
in my government class we read a bunch of news about rights and just the state of the world and had the choice of writing either a poem or a song about how it made us feel with the opener “today i feel…”and everyone in my class wrote these really white-knighty poems
so this is what i came up with hehe
this is what my school projects sound like
how to summon pigeon satan:
- draw pentagram
- sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
